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islette:

if you can’t beat them, dress better than them

annakendrickofficial:

a shout out to all the people who started saying “same” as a joke once in awhile but now use it for the most random things like a car honking their horn at another car

wheatdealer:

*uses panorama to take dick pic*

stylinwho:

if spiders can sit on the web all day then so can I

Is it wrong to get your parents marriage counseling or a divorce for their anniversary?

releasings:

my mum likes to play this game called yell from 4 rooms away and get upset when i can’t hear her

waakeme-up:

unhazed:

do you ever listen to a song and remember exactly what life was like when you first heard it

this is one of my favorite things about music

stability:

"I PUT THE FUN IN FUNERAL" I yell as I surf down the church steps on your grandma’s casket

joetrohnam:

my mom always lets me mash the potatoes because it helps me deal with my feelings 

ammarmali:

The best sign of a healthy relationship is no sign of it on Facebook.